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Edited by TonyRigatoni454:
8/22/2015 3:27:30 AM
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Deez Nuts running for office
Recently a man named Deez Nuts has officially began running for president in America. He is running as an independent and in some states almost has 10% of people voting for him so the question is, are you going to vote for Deez Nuts?
Edit:Just to let you guys know this is 100% real Deez Nutz is actually running for president
Edit: Guys we're trending!! Let's keep it up Deez nuts for president!
Edit: Donald Trump made an appearance on this thread! Looks like he can't handle Deez Nuts
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8 RepliesYou're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head. And death in his eyes. But you can do Ju Jitsu. (You can do it) Body slam superstar Shia Labeouf. Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf. But blood is draining fast from you stump leg. He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. Your chopping of his head now... You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf. His head toppled to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia Labeouf.
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5 RepliesAutistic meme that should die out already
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1 ReplyDeez nuts were running on your chin.
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1 ReplyHis running mate is Anya Chin Top f*cking kek
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4 RepliesKanye West for president
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8 RepliesCan people shut the -blam!- up about this? Ive heard it enough over the last 6 -blam!-ing months
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5 RepliesI'm voting for trump:D
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2 RepliesHere we see our daily 12 year old
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1 ReplyEdited by pasta i guess: 9/30/2019 3:30:04 PMi mean
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8 RepliesI knew people where stupid in this country but I didn't think it was this bad.
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4 RepliesShit man
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Edit: 200 replies guys! I really didn't think thing was gonna make it to 50.
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2 RepliesEdited by Gearrat: 9/14/2015 3:10:09 AMA 15 year old can't run for president. It's in the freaking constitution. You have to be 35 years old.
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1 ReplyStill better than Trump
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1 ReplyPlease keep that meme in 2k14
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4 RepliesThere's something wrong with the United States when running for president is a joke.
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1 Replythe -blam!-?
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3 RepliesEdited by unknownuserh: 9/1/2015 2:40:19 AMAmerica will lose all respect from any country in the world if this guy wins
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6 RepliesIf you think about it Donald trump is just like hitler. He brain washed the Germans to thinking the the Jewish people are the worth possible thing ever. Donald trump is doing the same thing with the Mexicans, he's saying that we bring rapist, drugs, etc making the Mexican people look like bad people just like what Hitler did to the Jews .
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This election is a joke, might as well make it a funny joke.
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1 ReplyThis makes me want to leave this planet
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Huh, thought this stopped being funny like three months ago.
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8 RepliesThis thread is where all the teenagers come out to show their support for absolute retards.
