You're walking in the woods
There's no one around and your phone is dead
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot him
Shia LaBeouf
He's following you about thirty feet back
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint
He's gaining on you
Shia LaBeouf
You're looking for your car but you're all turned around
He's almost upon you now, and you can see there's blood on his face
My God, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
From Shia Labeouf
He's brandishing a knife
It's Shia Labeouf
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf
Living in the woods
Shia Labeouf
Killing for sport
Shia Labeouf
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him
But you're hopelessly lost yourself
Stranded with a murderer
You creep silently through the underbrush
Aha! In the distance
A small cottage with a light on
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg
Quiet, quiet
Limping toward the cottage
Quiet, quiet
Now you're on the doorstep
Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf
Sharpening an axe
Shia Labeouf
But he doesn't hear you enter
Shia Labeouf
You're sneaking up behind him...
Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf
Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf
Stab it in his kidney
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf
You limp into the dark woods
Blood oozing from your stump leg
You've beaten Shia Labeouf
Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise!
There's a gun to your head
And death in his eyes
But you can do Jiu Jitsu
(You can do it)
Body slam superstar Shia LaBeouf
Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf
Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf
You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf
But blood is draining fast from your stump leg
He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left
You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck
You're chopping off his head now...
You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf
His head topples to the floor, expressionless
You fall to your knees and catch your breath
You're finally safe from Shia Labeouf
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Everyone is getting on this band wagon now, I've known this song for 4 years.
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Petition for this to be the next raid
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Edited by MichaelO26M: 8/20/2015 10:16:31 AM[spoiler][quote][u][i][b]SHIA REKT[/b][/i][/u][/quote][/spoiler]
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What The [i][u]FUC[b]K[/b][/u][/i] Did I Just See
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I was waiting for someone to post this in #Destiny I saw the vid a while back, by far my favourite song ahahaha
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This post is everything I could have hoped for, laughing out loud like a maniac in my office was a good way to start my day!
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Well that was wierd He was a lot less hateable in Fury
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SHIA SURPRISE