Monday? MONDAY?!? WHAT?!? THAT AIN'T [b]AFTERLIFE[/b]!!! MONDAY IS [u][b]MELEE-THE-F*CK-OUT-OF-EVERY-GODDAMN-SH*T-THAT-MOVES[/b][/u] DAY!!! IT'S THE [b]DAY[/b] WHERE YOU PULL OUT THOSE [u][b]M*THERF*CKIN' PEREGRINE GREAVES[/b][/u] AND [b]IMPLODE THE FACE OF EVERY GODDAMN GOAT HEAD NERD[/b] THIS SIDE OF VENUS!!!! YEAH, [u]THAT MEANS YOU,[/u][b] WARLOCK C*CKSMOKERS!!![/b] IT'S THE [b]DAY[/b] YOU PUT ON THOSE [u]NO BACK UP PLANS[/u] AND [b][u]FIST F*CK SO MANY PUNY CAPED POKERS[/u][/b], YOU END UP WITH [u][b]A PURPLE F*CKIN' TAN!!![/b][/u] I'LL TELL YA, THAT [b]REEF QUEEN SLUT[/b] AND HER [i]EMO[/i] BROTHER WILL BOTH GET A [u][b]HARD ON[/b][/u] JUST LOOKING AT [u]YOU[/u] BASKING IN A THAT [b]SWEET PURPLE GLORY[/b]!!! [u]OH[/u]!!!! [u]YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH[/u]!!! IT'S THE [b]DAY[/b] YOU STRAP ON THAT [b]HELM OF SAINT-14 [/b]AND GET YOUR MOVES [u][b]ON[/b][/u]!!! HUNTERS [i]THINK[/i] [b]THEY CAN DANCE[/b]??? WELL [u][b]F*CK THOSE SKINNY PRINCESSES[/b][/u]: [i]MAYBE[/i] THEY GOT [b]MOVES[/b], [b][u]BUT YOU [i]OWN[/i] THE M*THERF*CKIN' DANCE FLOOR, B*TCH!!![/u][/b] THAT'S [u][b]RIGHT[/b][/u]!!! THE [b]PURE AWESOMENESS[/b] OF YOUR [b][u]MANLY MOJO[/u][/b] WILL [b]BURN THEIR F*CKIN' EYES BLIND[/b]!!! YOU'LL BE [i]SO[/i] [b]GODDAMN GLORIOUS[/b], THEY'LL [b]SHIT THEIR PANTS[/b] AS YOU [b][u]PUMMEL THEIR SORRY ASSES TO PULP[/u][/b]!!! [b][u]PULP, ASSH*LES, PUUUUUUUUULP!!![/u][/b]!!! [u]THAT[/u], TITAN, IS [u]MONDAY[/u]. [b][u][i]TIIITAAAAAAAAAAANS[/i][/u][/b]!!! [spoiler]All credits to AlwaysFeral, eternal patron of Epic Titanitude, for the inspiration[/spoiler]