I haven't seen one of these in a long while.
You know you've spent too much time in #OffTopic when..
..you have to hold back to keep from being ban't on other forums.
..you fail and get ban't anyway.
..you find yourself making forum inside-jokes, then are annoyed when your friends/family don't get them.
..you try to get your friend to ask a girl out using Toast/Envelope Method.
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That third one I can relate to