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Edited by Lord Sicarius:
4/1/2016 10:13:36 PM
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The Last Video Game Character You Saw Is Who You Will Marry
As the title says, the last character you saw before you stopped playing a video game is whom you will marry. I'm apparently marrying some random soldier from BF4....
Edit: A lot of awkward marriages hahaha
Edit 2: Goodness ya'll gonna have a crappy life from this point forward
Edit 3: Sorry guys, I've been so busy with football so I didn't get to see the responses, but man there was quite a lot! Thanks for sharing your successful as well as dreaded marriages!
Edit 4: Thanks for the 1000 replies! I appreciate all of your funny misfortunes! I also celebrate with those of you who had some niiiiiice marriages ;)
SUPER EDIT: YOU ARE NOW GRANTED IMMORTALITY. Just kidding. Anyways, there appears to be a lot of people who have married Samus...and we can't have that. So, with being the genius I am I came up with this idea. If you haven't posted yet, and you last saw Samus, you now are given a lollipop in place of her and two yellow fish. This will serve as your eternal happiness. You're welcome.
MEGA EDIT: Thanks so much for the replies guys! I have been sick and had so many things going on and yet this is STILL going on! I am impressed with how many marital problems we're gonna have on these forums!
TRENDING ALERT: Marriage is trending guys! It's da new thang mayn. All the cool kids are doing it!
STILL ALIVE: This thread has been granted immortality.
THIS HAS BEEN REVIVED?!?!
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Cortana [spoiler]o bby[/spoiler]
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Sweet. Lara Croft!
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Batman from arkham knight, oh dear god
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1 ReplyI got lucky, last one I saw was Samus
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Oh god Kratos hahaha
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1 ReplyMesa from Warframe lool
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The outrider chick from black ops 3 beta. I'm ok with this
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13 RepliesI have to marry a -blam!-ing dragon.
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Queens brother.. Noo
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Edited by Edgey Harry: 8/19/2015 2:59:08 PMWillow, fallout new vegas mod not so bad
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2 Repliessome sexy hunter chick
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A -blam!-ing zombie
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3 RepliesElise from AC unity
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3 RepliesWell I hope atheons a girl
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My female Dex/Pyro from Dark Souls... But I'm not even old enough to marry anyone.
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Kaliks prime
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Who even plays video games smh.
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4 RepliesAssuming it can't be my own character, I'm gonna be making love to Variks the Loyal. Shit. I hope they don't have some kind of tri-penis or something. This is gonna be bad enough as it is. However, if it [i]can [/i]be my own character, I get a Human Hunter girl. And she's a redhead! Neat! ..Please let me have her. I don't want to get fisted by Variks and his mechanical arms.
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2 RepliesWell. Alrighty then. I guess I am marrying Bonnie. Fûcking Bonnie from FNAF.
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2 RepliesMale redguard from ESO. Be gentle...
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Lillith from Borderlands.
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2 RepliesMinecraft zombie pigman
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My Spartan.
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3 RepliesA hunter.... Pls no
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4 RepliesA geonosian [spoiler]o bby[/spoiler]
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That one redhead assassin from AC brotherhood that made love to Ezïo
