As the title says, the last character you saw before you stopped playing a video game is whom you will marry. I'm apparently marrying some random soldier from BF4....
Edit: A lot of awkward marriages hahaha
Edit 2: Goodness ya'll gonna have a crappy life from this point forward
Edit 3: Sorry guys, I've been so busy with football so I didn't get to see the responses, but man there was quite a lot! Thanks for sharing your successful as well as dreaded marriages!
Edit 4: Thanks for the 1000 replies! I appreciate all of your funny misfortunes! I also celebrate with those of you who had some niiiiiice marriages ;)
SUPER EDIT: YOU ARE NOW GRANTED IMMORTALITY. Just kidding. Anyways, there appears to be a lot of people who have married Samus...and we can't have that. So, with being the genius I am I came up with this idea. If you haven't posted yet, and you last saw Samus, you now are given a lollipop in place of her and two yellow fish. This will serve as your eternal happiness. You're welcome.
MEGA EDIT: Thanks so much for the replies guys! I have been sick and had so many things going on and yet this is STILL going on! I am impressed with how many marital problems we're gonna have on these forums!
TRENDING ALERT: Marriage is trending guys! It's da new thang mayn. All the cool kids are doing it!
STILL ALIVE: This thread has been granted immortality.
THIS HAS BEEN REVIVED?!?!
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Darius I of Persia from Civ 5. Oh joy, I'm a gay necrophiliac.
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A Kubrow in Warframe
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Haha. Misty from CoD Zombies. I won't complain.
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Nyx from Warframe. What does her face even look like...
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Destiny's Ghost. BRUUUGGHH! HOW WOULD IT FIT. Whatever I,ll just ask someone to make me a blue and black ghost with a cool emblem on it and a purple eye. And a nice accent. Then it would need a nice flexible hole in its back. [spoiler]That's the only way.[/spoiler] Sorry:(
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Lucky my its ciri from witcher 3 😊
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Kenzie from Saints Row 4. It was lucky I did her romance for the achievement before I came of, if I hadn't of done it, it would have been Matt.
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My female titan from destiny. I'm happy about that
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Jaina
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If apps count, Mad Dex. If they dont, a Vandull from Star Citizen.
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A giant in Skyrim.....
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"Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons hot. Mission: the destruction of any and all Chinese communists."
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-blam!-ing rahool
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The kid from Limbo... [spoiler]I'm in trouble[/spoiler]
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Clicked a someone's link leading to Rosalina hentai Mkay
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Kid in limbo Why
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Damnit Marcus Fenix
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A Megladon in ARK...
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The sunflower in Plants versus zombies garden warfare. All you bitches complaining you got the same sex and that bullshit, just remember, I'm stuck with a -blam!-ing plant. Shut your bitch ass up.
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Random terrorist from cs:go, it's going to be competitive in bed tonight...
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Kelly on the Normandy in mass effect 2. She's a keeper
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I played world of tanks [spoiler]So I get to marry a tank[/spoiler] [spoiler]Come here T-32[/spoiler]
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The War Machine girl from black ops 3.[spoiler](͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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The Queen. *kills brother Queen: Now you're the Crow. Me: Yes!
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Mad Moxxi... I'm not sure if I'm happy or disappointed.
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Ciri, witcher