As the title says, the last character you saw before you stopped playing a video game is whom you will marry. I'm apparently marrying some random soldier from BF4....
Edit: A lot of awkward marriages hahaha
Edit 2: Goodness ya'll gonna have a crappy life from this point forward
Edit 3: Sorry guys, I've been so busy with football so I didn't get to see the responses, but man there was quite a lot! Thanks for sharing your successful as well as dreaded marriages!
Edit 4: Thanks for the 1000 replies! I appreciate all of your funny misfortunes! I also celebrate with those of you who had some niiiiiice marriages ;)
SUPER EDIT: YOU ARE NOW GRANTED IMMORTALITY. Just kidding. Anyways, there appears to be a lot of people who have married Samus...and we can't have that. So, with being the genius I am I came up with this idea. If you haven't posted yet, and you last saw Samus, you now are given a lollipop in place of her and two yellow fish. This will serve as your eternal happiness. You're welcome.
MEGA EDIT: Thanks so much for the replies guys! I have been sick and had so many things going on and yet this is STILL going on! I am impressed with how many marital problems we're gonna have on these forums!
TRENDING ALERT: Marriage is trending guys! It's da new thang mayn. All the cool kids are doing it!
STILL ALIVE: This thread has been granted immortality.
THIS HAS BEEN REVIVED?!?!
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Civilian Anya, oh yes.
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Neith from smite :)
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My human male Titan from destiny. Could be worse
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Lydia. (Skyrim)
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Big Boss
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KSA soldier from AW. Shit.
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That default character who sits in thr car you drive in Forza Horizon 2.
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Anya GoW 3 :D
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I was just playing Pokemon Platinum and in the Elite 4. So who would be the last character their? Mine, Cynthia, or whichever was the last Pokemon (Gardevoir)? Kinda wondering
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My blops3 archer chick... I got a piercing arrow for her
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My sexy Skyrim archer...she's wonderfully a wonderfully modded badass waif.... .....not sure my girlfriend would approve but then again the scales tip....
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The Last Angle/ The Dark One. Oh god, why? Not only is it screwed because it's a different breed of human, but it's a [i][b][u]CHILD[/u][/b][/i]
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kid in Limbo..... does this make me a pedophile?
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Anya from gears... I bodied her sooo shes kinda dead
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My warlock... So am I marrying myself?
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My fem awoken warlock.... [spoiler]no complaints. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Dick from dead rising...[spoiler]well s**t[/spoiler]
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Zoey from Left 4 Dead?
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Edited by Atom: 8/27/2015 12:21:39 AMhttps://www.google.com/search?q=fire+emblem+awakening+lucina&safe=active&client=safari&hl=en&prmd=iv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAWoVChMI6q-xmdLGxwIVgloeCh0_VA54&biw=320&bih=356&dpr=2#imgrc=sWJgoA2d3V8AAM%3A.jpg Yes aha!
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my awoken hunter...[spoiler]MY LIFE IS COMPLETE.[/spoiler] #gonnabefunnylookinbbys
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But... its too big!
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Edited by Them7: 8/26/2015 1:28:32 PMI was watching Team Four Star plays Dragon Ball XenoVerse earlier. So this fat fuсk right here. Dumplin, also known as, Demon God Dumplin, God of Destruction Dumplin, The Dump Truck, REEEEEH and The Demon God of Love. He is an Omnisexual Tyrannosaurus. [i]"Hey! How ya doin?! The Name's Dumplin!!!"[/i] - First meeting with Trunks. [i]Goddammit[/i] -Trunks first meeting with Dumplin [i]Get in the Fuсkbox![/i] -Dumplin [i]"RHEEEEEEEEEEEH"[/i] - Dumplin mad. [i]"RHEEEEEEEEEEEH"[/i] - Dumplin happy. [i]"DADDY!"[/i] - Randomly whilst fighting. You said video game character. Nothing else. [spoiler]I had to put all those quotes. They're hilarious. [/spoiler]
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Marcus fenix
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Shattered hand Orc......
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Uther Lightbringer. GG
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Darius I of Persia from Civ 5. Oh joy, I'm a gay necrophiliac.