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Edited by Lord Sicarius:
4/1/2016 10:13:36 PM
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The Last Video Game Character You Saw Is Who You Will Marry
As the title says, the last character you saw before you stopped playing a video game is whom you will marry. I'm apparently marrying some random soldier from BF4....
Edit: A lot of awkward marriages hahaha
Edit 2: Goodness ya'll gonna have a crappy life from this point forward
Edit 3: Sorry guys, I've been so busy with football so I didn't get to see the responses, but man there was quite a lot! Thanks for sharing your successful as well as dreaded marriages!
Edit 4: Thanks for the 1000 replies! I appreciate all of your funny misfortunes! I also celebrate with those of you who had some niiiiiice marriages ;)
SUPER EDIT: YOU ARE NOW GRANTED IMMORTALITY. Just kidding. Anyways, there appears to be a lot of people who have married Samus...and we can't have that. So, with being the genius I am I came up with this idea. If you haven't posted yet, and you last saw Samus, you now are given a lollipop in place of her and two yellow fish. This will serve as your eternal happiness. You're welcome.
MEGA EDIT: Thanks so much for the replies guys! I have been sick and had so many things going on and yet this is STILL going on! I am impressed with how many marital problems we're gonna have on these forums!
TRENDING ALERT: Marriage is trending guys! It's da new thang mayn. All the cool kids are doing it!
STILL ALIVE: This thread has been granted immortality.
THIS HAS BEEN REVIVED?!?!
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Edited by Infiltrat0rN7: 8/27/2015 5:50:53 PMSome SU-33 pilot I'm not giving the rаpe, I'm receiving
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1 ReplyZero from drakengard 3. Oooo we're gon have some fun *insert lenny here*
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3 RepliesSonic the hedgehog -blam!- me
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1 Replywhat if it wasn't a character but a car?
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1 ReplyA Promethean Knight o fuk
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3 RepliesLooks like I'm gonna be making some sweet love to my RC car on Rocket League[spoiler]it can knock my balls around ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) spoiler]
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I guess I'll be Marcus Fenix bitch :/
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Master Chief... Hey at least I won't have to look over my shoulder every second of my life lol
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4 RepliesUmm... I'm looking at an N7 Destroyer soldier right now. Side note: I have found out that mass effect 3's multiplayer is not dead.
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1 ReplyThe archer from black ops 3 beta. Oh bby
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1 ReplyRavana from smite [spoiler]o bby[/spoiler]
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Mesa warframe
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3 RepliesNova Prime from Warframe.
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Some random carpetbagger [spoiler]is this... the end?[/spoiler]
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Soldier from battlefield 4. Looks like I'm a slave now
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naked snake, I'm ok with this
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1 ReplyDoes some porn that I watched where a gamer girl got -blam!-ed count?
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Edited by Heavens: 8/27/2015 4:27:25 PMNeith... I wish
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The Pittsburgh Steelers? Oh god help me!
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She's going to be opening A LOT of doors for me
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Excalibur from warframe. BRUH
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1 ReplyDark Souls Just killed the gaping dragon on my second playthrough I also summoned Solaire :^)
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My hunter [spoiler]yass[/spoiler]
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Terraria Cave Bat uh k
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Lilith
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Eris...
