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Edited by Lord Sicarius:
4/1/2016 10:13:36 PM
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The Last Video Game Character You Saw Is Who You Will Marry
As the title says, the last character you saw before you stopped playing a video game is whom you will marry. I'm apparently marrying some random soldier from BF4....
Edit: A lot of awkward marriages hahaha
Edit 2: Goodness ya'll gonna have a crappy life from this point forward
Edit 3: Sorry guys, I've been so busy with football so I didn't get to see the responses, but man there was quite a lot! Thanks for sharing your successful as well as dreaded marriages!
Edit 4: Thanks for the 1000 replies! I appreciate all of your funny misfortunes! I also celebrate with those of you who had some niiiiiice marriages ;)
SUPER EDIT: YOU ARE NOW GRANTED IMMORTALITY. Just kidding. Anyways, there appears to be a lot of people who have married Samus...and we can't have that. So, with being the genius I am I came up with this idea. If you haven't posted yet, and you last saw Samus, you now are given a lollipop in place of her and two yellow fish. This will serve as your eternal happiness. You're welcome.
MEGA EDIT: Thanks so much for the replies guys! I have been sick and had so many things going on and yet this is STILL going on! I am impressed with how many marital problems we're gonna have on these forums!
TRENDING ALERT: Marriage is trending guys! It's da new thang mayn. All the cool kids are doing it!
STILL ALIVE: This thread has been granted immortality.
THIS HAS BEEN REVIVED?!?!
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M'lady
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Zia from bastion.
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Miss moxxi sweet
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im marrying a pekka from clash apparently
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My warlock....as long as she doesn't nova bomb my ass (it's supposed to be the other way around )
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Tempest, I mean go big or go home I guess
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My warlock
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1 ReplySo I have to marry the random red lady from Defiance. I guess that's ok...
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1 Reply*looks at TV Screen* *is playing Halo Reach* (._. )
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1 Replycant remember if it was a ktm x-bow or a Caterham Super 7 im doing the extreme tracktoys event in FH2
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Sweet! I get to marry cortana!
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Dare from ODST.
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Asian chick from black ops 3
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Played as nami in pirate warriors 3 last night. I'll take that lol
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The fallout 4 main protagonist
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My sexy emo warlock
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The last guardian I rekt in pvp... Fack
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Some chick in eso..........yay...........
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5 RepliesWOOO! MR TORGUE MOTHERF*CKER! THIS WILL BE THE BEST F*CKING WEDDING EVER! I'LL BE WAITING AT THE AISLE WITH A SUIT MADE OF EXPLOSIVE BULLETS AND TORGUE GUNS WHEN MR F*CKING TORGUE WILL COME POWESLIDING IN ON HIS EXPLODING BANDIT CAR WHILST PLAYING AN AWESOME GUITAR SOLO! "I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU, TWO BADASS MOTHERF*CKERS!" *MEDDLY MEDDLY MOW MOW MOWMOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW*
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Skolas wtf
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OK, so my hunter, I can work with that
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Saints row 4 sexy looking girl.
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My ghost. The bad thing is that it is so tiny.
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The business guy from happy wheels
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Zero suit samus! Can't get much better than that...
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Apparently it the sparrow from the beta. Hope I don't go flying because of that bow
