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Edited by Lord Sicarius:
4/1/2016 10:13:36 PM
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The Last Video Game Character You Saw Is Who You Will Marry
As the title says, the last character you saw before you stopped playing a video game is whom you will marry. I'm apparently marrying some random soldier from BF4....
Edit: A lot of awkward marriages hahaha
Edit 2: Goodness ya'll gonna have a crappy life from this point forward
Edit 3: Sorry guys, I've been so busy with football so I didn't get to see the responses, but man there was quite a lot! Thanks for sharing your successful as well as dreaded marriages!
Edit 4: Thanks for the 1000 replies! I appreciate all of your funny misfortunes! I also celebrate with those of you who had some niiiiiice marriages ;)
SUPER EDIT: YOU ARE NOW GRANTED IMMORTALITY. Just kidding. Anyways, there appears to be a lot of people who have married Samus...and we can't have that. So, with being the genius I am I came up with this idea. If you haven't posted yet, and you last saw Samus, you now are given a lollipop in place of her and two yellow fish. This will serve as your eternal happiness. You're welcome.
MEGA EDIT: Thanks so much for the replies guys! I have been sick and had so many things going on and yet this is STILL going on! I am impressed with how many marital problems we're gonna have on these forums!
TRENDING ALERT: Marriage is trending guys! It's da new thang mayn. All the cool kids are doing it!
STILL ALIVE: This thread has been granted immortality.
THIS HAS BEEN REVIVED?!?!
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4 RepliesMy friends borderlands 2 character... Well at least it's a girl.
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I really really REALLY hope that Geralt is gentle.
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Rammus on LoL...
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My friends recon on bf4
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A terrorist in CSGO
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I'm marrying my warlock
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My sexy warlock?
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I just played Fallout New Vegas… the most badass female mercenary?? Well… at least I'd be well taken care of, money wise…
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1 ReplyUmmm......? [spoiler]Oversoul?[/spoiler] Why tf not! [b]JUST DO IT!![/b]
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Shit I just replayed ff7.
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WHAT I have to marry cole McGrath from infamous 2!!! NOOOOOO
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5 RepliesCrap now I gotta marry Lord Shaxx [spoiler]Bro he must have the most intense sex of all time, my anus is scared[/spoiler]
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Cryptarch, this isn't happening
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Depends: if multiplayer S-IIs from H2A count, then dear god no. Otherwise... I'd guess BUD from Grow Home. Well, at least one of us will be able to act like a socially-acceptable, physically-adept member of society. Him, obviously.
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Variks *shudders*
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Petra venj. My life is complete.
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Yandere simulators ( •-•)
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Quiet!!!! #winning #shewearsthepants #imherbitch #notalkingback #superpoweredbabies #crazysex
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Atheon ohhhhhh shît!!
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Marcus from gears of war.... yep[spoiler]NIIICE! Eh got some on me[/spoiler]
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201.50
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Sam for gears of war she's pretty cute why not
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Miranda keys halo 2:
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Ilona from COD AW
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Oh yes. Sweeperbot.
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Marie Rose...
