*a giant baby appears out of the forest, but oh no!! He's got a giant baby erection, and he swings it to and fro knocking everyone the -blam!- out* *meanwhile r2d2 and c3po jerk each other off while Luke watches and fingers his butthole and then sniffs it while running his poo finger in his upper lip muttering "the force, the force, Shfifity fyve"* *in another universe not too far away from our current one (it's like next door bruh) Harrison ford is teaming up with Albert Einstein to take on the forces of cobra so they can't steal eminems pink bike with the tassels again (those dastards)*