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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/17/2015 11:35:07 PM
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*you get sucked into piles and piles of dragon crap*
*you see me reading a book at the bottom of the deepest pile of crap*
[spoiler]no teleporting[/spoiler]
English
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*I use a spell to make the poop pave way for me* Tubbs, tell me the book you are reading.
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*doesn't say anything* [spoiler]poop don't disappear[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]it dont disappear it moves itself.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] *I just sit there reading*
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*Poo begins to pile on you*
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*doesn't do anything*
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*I laugh*
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*continues reading*
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*I throw a rock at your head*
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*head falls off* *blood is everywhere*
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*I laugh then look for a exit*
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*there is none* [spoiler]the only exit is the book[/spoiler]
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*I go and pick up the book to read it*
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*the pages are blank* *as you look through you see something moving*
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*I attempt to grab it*
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*your hand gets stuck*
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*I calm down and try to take it out*
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*you other hand gets stuck*
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*I wait for something to happen*
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*the book goes on the ground pulling you with it* *it dissapears leaving you stuck to the floor*
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*I wait patiently*
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*you feel something sticky on your back* *then you feel something sprinkling all over you as you suddenly are cold*
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0.0 *I use magyk to turn my head around*
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*nothing is there* *you float up and all of your magic is disabled* *you are covered in glitter and pink paint and are naked* *you suddenly teleport to the Dojo and are stuck in mid air just floating there* [spoiler]all magic disabled bruh[/spoiler] *everyone walks past you laughing*
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Edited by Zombie: 8/18/2015 12:24:32 AM*a dragon flies by then we go to my realm instantly*
