In the middle of a very heated argument with my wife it pushed one to many buttons and she just screamed at me.
"I wish your dick was longer, then you'd be able to -blam!- yourself up the ass, haemorrhage and die you bastard!"
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At least she wished it for your pain and not her pleasure
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Get a divorce and run O.o
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Holy shit...
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You're profile pic makes that response so much funnier.