In Destiny or elsewhere. Insult that made you laugh the most!!
Edit: These are great Guardians keep em coming!
Edit 2: Mandatory 100 reply edit (Holy sh*t this got popular)
Edit 3: Woke up to 300 replies! Dayum.
Edit 4: There is too much win in some of these. Cookies for all!!!
Edit 5: We broke 500 replies you sexy beasts you!!!
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My dad talking about my sister's best friend when they were in high school: "The girl's so skinny that if she stood sideways and stuck out her tongue, she'd look like a zipper." Random in-game, open mic chat: "I read your mom's diary... she wishes she'd swallowed you when she had the chance."