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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/16/2015 8:28:05 PM
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[i]you look everywhere but you only have one weapon*choose wisely[/i] [i]you look in the distance and see a dojo with a lone ninja slaughtering people[/i]
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*I choose my scythe and go to the Dojo*
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5 feet infront of you is a giant chasm
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You limey pleb step up and admit that ur a crippleaphobe?
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*I walk to it* [spoiler]i have no clue what that is[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]it's like a ravine [/spoiler] It seems to have no bottom
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] *I jump across*
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[spoiler]empisis on big[/spoiler] Before you do you think I couldn't possible make that jump [i]you look around and see large trees and rocks [/i]
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] *I use my scythe and cut down a tree*
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[i]the tree bridges the gap!!!![/i]
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*I go across*
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A rustling is heard
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*I go towards the sound*
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A cute bunny is seen
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*I pick it up*
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*it lightly nibbles on your fnger
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*I pet it*
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*it's eyes turn red and bites down hard* [spoiler]Sithis post[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]wat[/spoiler]
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*it begins to tick
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*I kick it*
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*it explodes and hundreds of other red eyes pop up in the bushes
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*they chase after you and a loud stomping is heard [spoiler]the dojo is a long way away [/spoiler]
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*I run to the Dojo I saw earlier*
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*I murder the bunny with a fire spell*
