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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/16/2015 5:34:17 AM
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Dragon: Do you not believe me? Smaug, I will proove I am.
[spoiler]how am I supposed to prove that?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]idk[/spoiler] Me: Want some? *offers some popcorn* Smaug:Prove it then. Get Sithis to tell me. *he goes human*
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Me:sure. Im going to go-gah my dragon want me to go see whats going on. Dragon: he will be here shortly. Me: what Blue fyre. Dragon: Tell smaug im his mother. Me: Smaug, she is your mother.
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Me:That escalated quickly. *I keep eating* Smaug:What were you doing here?
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Blue fyre: I was looking after that baby dragon. And trying to teach it to fly. Me: im just chilling with tubbs.
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Smaug:That is what me and my wife should do. Not you. *I spit my drink out* Woah! Smaug is getting awesome.
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Dragon: he made fun of me. So I dropped him out of the sky.
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Smaug:YOU DID WHAT!?!?!? *I start laughing and open a portal to bring you back* *the baby jumps on your dragon*
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Dragon: why are you on my back? And smaug chill. I did not let him die.
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Smaug:YOU DROPPED MY KID!?!?!?!? *the baby dragon starts jumping on you*
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Blue fyre: do you want to do it again baby dragon? Smaug, son, calm down.
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*the dragon keeps jumping* Smaug:Want what again?
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Blue fyre: I hope thats a yes. *she flies straight up holding onto the baby dragon then drops it*
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*Smaug goes dragon and catches it* *he lays it down* Smaug:Leave. Me:Sithis, might wanna help...
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*I enter* Smaug, let Blue Fyre help teach. She has trained many dragons.
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Smaug:Fine. But i'm helping. And so is she. *a new dragon flies in* [spoiler]FAMILY[/spoiler]
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*I step out* Blue fyre: hello, new dragon.
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*it roars* [spoiler]dragon communication bruh[/spoiler]
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*blue fyre commects telapathic communication* Understand me? Hello.
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Dragon:Yes. Who are you?
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Blue fyre: I am Smaugs mother, Sithis's first dragon, a god, and a overall awesome person. And im helping train your son.
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Her:Oh. Smaug never mentioned you...
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Blue fyre: its complicated.
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Her:Oh. How are you teaching our kid?
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Blue Fyre: Smaug, wanna help me here? Angry mama dragons are scary as hell.
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler] [spoiler]she wasn't angry...[/spoiler] Smaug:You can handle it.
