>I leave my moms basement
>I apply for a job at Microsoft
>After several years of working there, I have made my way to co owner of Microsoft
>Bill gates is assassinated and apparently I'm the only person who can be head of Microsoft.
>I now own Microsoft
>...
>profit
[spoiler]the last one was a lie because I completely messed up Microsoft and buy them in billions of dollars of dept[/spoiler]
>drinks 2L of bleach
>[b][u]win[/u][/b]
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