>I leave my moms basement >I apply for a job at Microsoft >After several years of working there, I have made my way to co owner of Microsoft >Bill gates is assassinated and apparently I'm the only person who can be head of Microsoft. >I now own Microsoft >... >profit [spoiler]the last one was a lie because I completely messed up Microsoft and buy them in billions of dollars of dept[/spoiler] >drinks 2L of bleach >[b][u]win[/u][/b]