You aren't fooling anyone. Oh, you can pop in those blue contact lenses, and maybe the hair and jawline aren't what they used to be, but I'd recognize those sweet dulcitones anywhere. Why haven't you just told us you used to be Rick Astley? C'mon, man. Everyone did weird stuff in the 80s. 'Fess up.
[spoiler]Can you hook me up with tickets to your next show?[/spoiler]
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I will not be buried under all the ghorn craziness! We deserve the truth!