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8/15/2015 12:52:37 AM
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Python stands in the training room, loading a belt of shotgun shells into a new, bigger shotgun. He fires at the targets which explode and send shockwaves throughout the ship. The noise is so loud and travels so far, the whole ship can hear it.
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[b][i]walks in with firing range headphones on[/i][/b] "I don't care what that is, I need to shoot it. Now!"
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Python looks at you, at the gun then at a hole in the wall about 30 feet back. "Uhm....your funeral." He hands the gun to you. It's weight makes it near unaimable to you.
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"Death may owe me money from poker night." [b][i]i fire the gun, jumping while i do so, and go flying through the wall, happily screaming [/i][/b]
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Python chuckles as you fly.
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"So you know, that [b]was[/b] in fact on purpose. And very, very fun."
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"Told you this thing had some real kick."
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[b]when you pull the trigger you hear an explosion and Doc comes flying through the wall [/b] "GOD DAMNIT PYTHON!!!"
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"Hehe....hey Doc."
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"I think I broke something..." [b]you notice the front of her armor is burnt off and her bra is clearly visible[/b]
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He hangs the gun on his back and walks towards you. "You sure?"
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"I don't know..." [b]she stands up then realizes the front of her armor is burnt off[/b] "And that's what I get for working with corrosive materials"
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He smiles and shakes his head. "Hehe..."
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"And stop staring"
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He looks the other way. "Sorry, you gotta remember, I'm still a man."
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"Yeah I know it's difficult to forget with how God damn obnoxious you are"
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"Hehe...." He looks back at you. "You're sure, you're ok?"
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"Yeah I'm alright"
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Jessica comes around a corner and gasps. "What the hell is this?" Python looks at her, then at you. He points to you. "Uhm...I....uhm..."
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"I was experimenting with corrosive materials in the other room Python fired his new shotgun which scared the shit out of me I dropped something volatile and it blew up sending me through the wall and burning the front of my armor off"
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Jessica eyes you suspiciously and walks over. Python watches her and silently prays he doesn't end up in the doghouse. She kisses him then looks you right eye, almost like she's marking her territory and walks away. Python looks at her, then at you, then at Jessica again. She looks back at him, then at you.
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[b]walks back to her room still slightly confused as to what just happened[/b]
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Python follows Jessica, also confused.
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[b]Jack looks at Python as he leaves and mouths the words.[/b] "Your screwed" [b]And puts his hand together as if making a prayer[/b]
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As he walks by, Python whispers to you. "Or I'm getting laid..." He smiles and walks off.
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Edited by EvoTymes: 8/15/2015 3:07:57 AM[b]He smiles and gives a thumbs up[/b]
