WTF. So today Xur ruined This -blam!-ing Game I was playing. Every Ghorn-needing scrub baby bītch on the forums just came to This Game and invaded the lobby. This Game wasn't Destiny but somehow Xur ruined it, don't believe me? Use the Pythagorean Theorem. Now I'm covered in tears and can't even play right. Why did Xur sell it? He knew that all the little babies would cry and cry. It's probably because Xur has no chill and is a savage àss mother fùcking beast that doesn't care about baby scrubs leaving Destiny. I guess Destiny should be better now without them, I need to give This Game a rest now that the babies invaded it.
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It say satire and not satire. IM CONFUZZLED
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Is savage the new popular word, these days? Seen it popping up on the forums recently.
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Xûr is a savage ;)
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Xur is straight savage. He sells whatever he wants, comes only on the weekend because he's too busy trapping bricks for his loved Strange coins. That -blam!- works for mob bosses The Nine, and broke skolas out of prison. If you one of his main customers he'll brake you off a special deal. I coughed up more strange coins but he smuggled me a Vex Mythoclast, and a Crux of Crota. Shout out to Xûr, he one of the most realest niğğas I know.
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*Selling Gjallarhorn* "I'm merely a trash collector for the nine"
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I think weapons would be more special if he didn't sell them or armour
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There's no vote that says 'stfu xur sells whatever he wants to, deal with it and move on instead of crying' so I can't exactly vote...
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Everyone needs to leave Xur alone. In the past year he's been put on welfare, robbed, sued for millions, -blam!-, divorced and left with 272 children to fend for themselves with not enough glimmer to feed his new babies. These satire topics aren't helping, so give tentacle face some respect. Grow up guardians.
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To me xur just ruins the entire game I want my exotics to feel more satisfactory
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This is the second time he sold it folks
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Where's the option for people complain regardless and everyone need to mature a little
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I was playing mortal Kombat X earlier, then Xur ruined it
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Your tears are delicious.
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This isn't satirical, this is lampooning at best.
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How does it hurt you. What were the requirements for gal? I thought it wad you play, you get drops. RNG bro. Why you so mad? How does Xur selling Gal hurt your little butthole?