I'll have earl grey please. As the barbarians burn their 7 11s lets us discus more civil things. I recently received a biography on John Adams. Fascinating man. Please pass the crumpets.
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Crumpets? Oh well I'm jolly sorry old chap I ate them all! Flipping bad form on my part but sorry there are blinkin well no more! We have hot dogs though.
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Cheers! Understandable old chum. They looked jolly delicious. Do we have any of those batter sausages the yanks call corny dogs? Developed a taste for them some time ago.
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Hmm no we don't but I could just blinkin well slap son flippin batter on the hot dogs and bake the blighters! How many ould chap?
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Hmm yes, indeed, quite right. The audacity of human nature in times such as these can become rather dulling to the mind. It is best to think upon more stimulating subjects. Hand me a crumpet, will you gents?
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Crumpets are CRRRRUUUUMMMP!!!
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Indeed *passes plater of crumpets*
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Good show old man.
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Quite right old chap