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Edited by irishfreak:
8/15/2015 11:15:17 PM
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The Anti-salt shelter, we need supplies!
Come here to be safe from the salt on the forums. What can you bring to help?
We have food rations for this who need it
Edit-Salt is allowed for popcorn and french fries!! All foods can have salt!
Edit2- the windows have been locked down!! The door still stands open for those needing shelter!
We have Darude saltstorm in the jukebox.
We also have through the salt and flame
The salt is still flowing strong!
We need weapons! Tanks! Warthogs! Tricycles!
We're running out of water, French fires, and popcorn!! Quick! We need more!
This video shows the response to the salt. All the salt... In a can. It's horrifying.
https://youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
Alright boys. We've spent our time cowering, letting our numbers grow.. But it's time we strike back! No longer will we sit passively in here while those salty sons of guns bear on our door, we are gonna show em' what it's like to be ALIVE! There is nothing a shogun can't solve! There is NO sickness that a tank shell cannnnot cure! They've driven us into a corner, and it's about time we fight back! *pats tank* usually the lord works in strange and mysterious ways... But not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing DEVINE intervention... If God is love.... Then you can call me Cupid.
They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
The vex are by our side!
We have smart AI on our side as well!
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3 RepliesI'm just here to wash my hands, excuse me.
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"Alright boys. We've spent our time cowering, letting our numbers grow.. But it's time we strike back! No longer will we sit passively in here while those salty sons of guns bear on our door, we are gonna show em' what it's like to be ALIVE! There is nothing a shotgun can't solve! There is NO sickness that a tank shell cannnnot cure! They've driven us into a corner, and it's about time we fight back! *pats tank* usually the lord works in strange and mysterious ways... But not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing DEVINE intervention... If God is love.... Then you can call me Cupid. They're tough, but they ain't invincible." I'm spreading the word
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11 RepliesBladedancers, use your active camouflage to go out and assess the damage! Gunslingers, use your trip mines and golden guns to bottleneck the entrance! Strikers, use your fists of havoc to clear as much salt as possible! Defenders, use your wards of dawn to shore up our defenses! Sunsingers, spam your grenades over the walls and hope you hit something! Voidwalkers, use your novabombs to counter any "earned" ghallys as they approach! We need to work together if we're to survive the night.
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Thank god. Forgive me if I linger
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2 RepliesWho else read it in his voice?
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3 RepliesIm going to hang out here for a while...
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2 RepliesI'll join, but I have one question... Do you know what the ladies like?
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3 RepliesReported for duty, Sir!
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I brought condoms... And chicken.
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2 RepliesCan we have Donut-proof walls?
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4 RepliesEx Mormon here. I need help for defending Mormons as people. I come bearing salt.
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Look! The dove we sent out came back… and it has an olive branch!!
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*Goes outside and sees a salt volcano erupting* The salt is coming.
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6 RepliesDon't worry! I brought enough salt to last us a lifetime.
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Edited by Doctor Electric: 8/16/2015 3:09:14 AMEVERYONE GRAB A STANDARD ISSUE NaCl DETECTOR! WE NEED TO BRING IN SURVIVORS UNAFFECTED BY THE SALT!
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Hey I brought some Jewels Of Osiris for everyone to have a back up!
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8 RepliesWhen did mountain dew and doritos become the [i]"official"[/i] food and drink of gamers? Im all about that coca cola and cheetos. Always have, and always will. Also, ive been a gamer for 15 years, so suck that mtn dew.
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9 RepliesI brought a legitly earned Gjallahorn. Would that help?
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4 Kill Streak! Care package inbound. Includes Black Ops 3. (Warning: Destiny will be lost)
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I brought a spoon with crank? Any takers?
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1 ReplyI brought my pet Moon Rock, Sir Jeffry Rockington the Eighth.
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ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ༼ຈ ل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ ɪᴛs ʀᴀɪɴɪɴɢ sᴀʟᴛ! ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ☂ ヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ｀、ヽヽ｀ヽ、ヽヽ｀ヽ
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1 ReplyAm I too late ?!???!?,??
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Feed me popcorn
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3 RepliesIt's almost over!
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1 ReplyI brought laxatives
