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Edited by irishfreak:
8/15/2015 11:15:17 PM
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The Anti-salt shelter, we need supplies!
Come here to be safe from the salt on the forums. What can you bring to help?
We have food rations for this who need it
Edit-Salt is allowed for popcorn and french fries!! All foods can have salt!
Edit2- the windows have been locked down!! The door still stands open for those needing shelter!
We have Darude saltstorm in the jukebox.
We also have through the salt and flame
The salt is still flowing strong!
We need weapons! Tanks! Warthogs! Tricycles!
We're running out of water, French fires, and popcorn!! Quick! We need more!
This video shows the response to the salt. All the salt... In a can. It's horrifying.
https://youtu.be/_haw_YDC_zo
Alright boys. We've spent our time cowering, letting our numbers grow.. But it's time we strike back! No longer will we sit passively in here while those salty sons of guns bear on our door, we are gonna show em' what it's like to be ALIVE! There is nothing a shogun can't solve! There is NO sickness that a tank shell cannnnot cure! They've driven us into a corner, and it's about time we fight back! *pats tank* usually the lord works in strange and mysterious ways... But not today! This here is 66 tons of HE-spewing DEVINE intervention... If God is love.... Then you can call me Cupid.
They're tough, but they ain't invincible.
The vex are by our side!
We have smart AI on our side as well!
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1 ReplyNECROBUUUUMP!
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1 ReplyPegboi has cum
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Necrobump
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*I arrive in my van being chased by a salt avalanche* *I run with my non salty ice cream inside*
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The salt from TTK is comin early boys prep the bunker!!!
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It's ok, the "Salt-pacolaps" is over
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So is the rages over for now leave this ready because xur might want to sell hawkmoon
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3 Replies*arrives in dump truck* *dump truck is full of salt*. *releases load of salt* I have saltified your thread
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What if some demons come. #destiny would be the safest place since demons weakness is salt
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Come one come all! Get your paper cuts here!
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*walks in and reveals homemade Salt Grenades under jacket* ALOHA SNACKBAR!!! *salt explosion*
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Well I have a cone and a Warthog and also do you have snack cakes and is there bats here
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15 RepliesCan I come in? I have cookies!!!
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2 RepliesWe should burn this down while they're all inside.
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I have A fleet of Spartans and lasers
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3 RepliesI've got macaroni and cheese
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Dank meme Now go to putin
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God I needed this there is so much salt. I got called stupid for not knowing something that was read off of Wikipedia
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Sarge I've got my squad of marines we can be on guard duty to make sure no liers get in
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2 Replies*sodium chloride inbound*
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3 RepliesCommander -WERE UNDER FIRE FROM GHORN NOOBS ANY SURVIVORS GET TO THE CHOPPER!!! Me- ILL STAY, I GOT SOME AMMO LEFT I ALSO HAVE SOME UN-SALTY WATER AND FRENCH FRIES Guy next to me- DONT STAY YOULL DIE!! "Guy next to me gets shot in the leg." Guy next to me-AUGGGGGGH THE PAIN, THE SALTY BULLET HURTS "Ghorn shot obliterates my whole squad." Me- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! "I take my my machete out slicing at anyone nearby knowing that all my allies are dead." "I soon blackout" "I wake up in a hospital bed" Doctor- good job soldier, you took out 365 soldiers with a machete
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YOU ONLY SAY XYR SHOULD SELL GJA-wait wrong post
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1 ReplyI brought a Spartan Laser
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6 RepliesEdited by Gabiscis: 8/16/2015 7:42:49 PMYOU FAGGOOT I PLAYED FOR 2472 HOURS BEFORE I GOT MY GJALLAR HORN!!!! NOW XÙR IS SELLING IT????!!?!?!?!? WHAT A LITTLE FAGGGOTY BITCH!!!!!
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I brought a whole mcDonalds in the back of my semi
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I brought my Power Armor and Fat Man.
