From now on, [b]all[/b] Guardians, Fallen, Hive, Cabal, and even Agents of the Nine, can get [b]FREE[/b] wireless TV services!
You want some Guardian comedy? Well then if you order the [b]FREE[/b] Traveler TBS bonus pack, then you can watch some Family Guardian, and even some Guardianfeld!
Are you a bored Dreg and have nothing to do? Well if you order the [b]FREE[/b] Randal The Vandal News pack, you can watch and listen whatever is going on in the Fallen life!
Want to see what Xur is selling for the weekend? Well wait no more! If you order the Xur's Backpack service for [b]free[/b], then you can see what he's selling live in the Tower or the Vestian Outpost!
Our company, [i]Destiny Dish[/i], can fulfill [i]your[/i] Destiny, [b]right now[/b]! So get your [b]free[/b] Destiny Dish wireless service device now!
[spoiler][i]Destiny Dish is not responsible for any problems or arc damage to your wireless service device. Call 1-800-DESTINY now. Remember, call 1-800-DESTINY, now.
Must be probably over 300 years or older to order.[/i][/spoiler]
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Edit: Upgrade your Destiny Dish wireless TV service device for [b]FREE[/b], and get the brand new [i]Cabal CNN[/i], with your host, Jeff the Cabal!
Edit: It Yut's Best Hits of 2015, Pimp my Shrine, and Swordbearer Science has just been released on the brand new channel called [i]The Hive Hole[/i]!
Edit: If you want to be a sponsor, or need any help, then PM the CEO and Founder of Destiny Dish, SacredLevel! [spoiler] Sponsor=Helper, if you want to be a helper, PM me![/spoiler]
Edit: [i]Guardian ESPN[/i], for all of your sports needs! Traveler TV for all the general goodies! GhostTV has a series of shows, like [i]Pimp My Shrine(Which is also on The Hive Hole)[/i], and [i]GhostTV Cribs[/i]!
Edit: Would you like some Guardian related shows, [b]free[/b] of charge? Well then you can go to Guardian TV! Do you happen to be too young for channels? Well, no more! With Guardian PBS, you can watch shows that don't require you to be older than 300 years!
Edit: Our developers here at Destiny Dish have been working on, [i]The Fallen House[/i]! A brand new channel that can increase your ether income rate! Just sit down, and watch, anyone Fallen can enjoy! Come watch Hank the Shank give you some cooking lessons, and listen to Randal the Vandal's news! All for [b]FREE[/b]!
Edit: Wanna watch some game shows? Well, your in luck! If you order the Destiny Game Shows, then you can watch everything! From people falling from big red balls, and from Guardians feuding against any other life form!
Edit: Want to watch some movies? Well you can! With the GhostAMC, you can watch all of your favorite movies! For [b]FREE![/b] [b][i]But wait,[/i][/b] there's more! If you order the GhostAMC upgrade driver, then you can get free popcorn!
Edit: Wanna watch some anime? Order the Ghostimation anime pack! Where you can watch [i]Skolas Shippuden[/i]! [i]Fallen Tail[/i]! [i]One Ghost!
Edit: We have a new device instead of wireless TV... The brand new [i]Destiny Dish Wireless Router![/i] Remember this is all free! Upgrade your internet speed now to 4 gigabytes per second! Which is fast! [b]*WOAH*[/b] But wait, there's more! With this device, you can you get the [i]Destiny Dish Radio[/i] for free! Listen the the Destiny soundtrack and some of our shows where you don't need to look!
Edit: We have introduced the Destiny PC! Too bad you can't play Destiny on it though, since its console exclusive! However, you can play a ton of other games on it! [b]Free[/b] of charge!
Edit: If anyone is having troubles with our products such as hidden free charges, make sure to check on the provider if the name Rahool is on there. Remember everything is free! You will be able to return the Rahool provider to us, as Skolas [b][i]will[/i][/b] destroy it!
Edit: We have aired Husky Raid's [i]Destiny Cops[/i] TV show! Go to Traveler TV to watch it now!
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