[quote]Don't listen to these idiots. You've got to [b][i]pillage your land![/i][/b] The Americans didn't respect the indians, and you're not going to respect her boyfriend. You're going all out. Time your confrontation. [b][i]Wake up 30 minutes beforehand so you'll have peak morning wood.[/i][/b] Wait outside her dorm until you hear her getting -blam!-ed. Now's your chance. The oven is preheated, [b][i]time to cook that turkey.[/i][/b] [i]Swat team kick[/i] the door in, fully nude and erect. Stomp, not walk, [b][i][u]STOMP[/u][/i][/b] towards the bed. Fling the trembling, now limp, terrified boyfriend off of her. Look her straight in the eyes, giving her the [b][i]you're about to get [i]f[/i]ucked[/i][/b] look. -blam!- her super hard. So hard her grandkids will feel it. Then [b][i]f[/i][i]uck the boyfriend[/i][/b] so he knows how well you just -blam!-ed his girl. Did you bring a mic? Good. Write your number on her tits, drop it and leave.[/quote]