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8/13/2015 9:36:05 PM
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Do you feel less awkward judging how big he is rather than I? Are genital sizes hereditary?
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In humans, isn't it passed on maternally?
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Why would it be like that? Did you answer my first question?
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Shouldn't you ask a biologist? In reference to your previous question, why wouldn't I feel more awkward judging a human than making assumptions about an alien that is light years away?
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Do I really need to ask a biologist? Aren't you going to eventually meet Oryx, when you will never meet me in real life?
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Would you be satisfied if I promise to get back to you after I've stood, about crotch high, in front of Oryx and defeated him?
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That sounds really bad XD don't you think? Do you think Oryx just lets it all hang out? Do you think the stench knocks guardians out, and that will be the new de-buff?
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Edited by MG_Death: 8/14/2015 1:48:43 AMWeren't we about that high next to Crota? Don't people call him Scrota? Should it be called slong funk of Oryx? Will Guardians have to crouch to stay below the stench?
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Edited by Phøtøn: 8/14/2015 1:50:23 AMXD Would Bungie want to do that when there are so many squeakers (or should we do it because of that, insert evil face here)? Would we want to crouch, wouldn't that be like bending over to pick up the orbs we dropped? Would Oryx whip it out and kill us when we look at it? [spoiler]Am I taking this too far?[/spoiler]
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Edited by MG_Death: 8/14/2015 2:57:56 PMYou have a lot of experience dropping the soap? We may be going too far, but what else do we have to talk about? Is the T for Teen rating appropriate for overt slong funk?
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I don't think I can say I have that much experience if any, wouldn't you say so? Does the possibility of seeing Oryx's junk excite you? Do you think, as guys, we can handle the funk as we have gotten used to it?
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If I tell you I'm a little clumsy, would you agree I'm screwed if I ever have to go to prison? Do you ever really get used to the funk of others though, particularly alien funk? Shouldn't I try to avoid seeing Oryx junk? I'm just concerned; will I be able to?
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Would you like me to be there to fight off the other people? Do you really smell other people's funk close up? Will it be like Medusa, in that you just can't help yourself? What are ways we could make it to where we look but do not die?
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Would you do that for me? Can smelling the funk of others always be avoided? Should there be some kind of funk dispelling buff? Should it be called Febreeze of the Traveler?
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Wouldn't I love to do that for someone like you? Can't it be avoided in close proximity to the point that you don't really smell it aside from bo? Don't I love that idea?
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So you're cool with getting in a prison brawl with me? So we're settled on Febreeze of the Traveler or can we do better? Glade Plug-In of Eris Morn as an equipable item? What about just a new perk column for the Plug One fusion rifle called Glade with different scents?
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Not crazy about fighting naked people while we are naked, but don't you have to do what you gotta do? Where exactly where you plug that in? Do you think a lot of people would be childish about that item? I love the idea, do you think it is better than the Febreeze of the Traveler?
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You really do, don't you? Shouldn't where to plug it be deliberately vague? Isn't this whole idea childish anyway? Wouldn't be neat to have both Febreeze and Glade? Could they be competing weapon foundries specifically geared towards fighting Oryx's funk?
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I will agree to that, as long as we put a Lenny face on the glade plugs right? ;) Why wouldn't we make the competing foundries, should we make any other accessories, like special weapons, or a gas mask? [spoiler]OMG XD this is so ridiculous I'm laughing so hard[/spoiler]
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Don't half the Hunter helmets already look like gas masks anyway? Do you want final say on the design work for the plugs, because that's ok with me? How many foundries would we need? [spoiler]I gave you an out about 8 posts ago asking if we've gone too far... you didn't take it. This is all on you now.[/spoiler]
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Wouldn't we both have final say if you agree with me? Why don't we make our own competing foundry and try to gain a monopoly? [spoiler]Hey, I'm not backing down if you don't. Honestly, this isn't as bad as some of the other people have gone to.[/spoiler]
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But if I give you consent now, then wouldn't you be able to change something without my input? What would we call our foundry? You don't think the factions would stop us from gaining a monopoly? [spoiler]That I believe...[/spoiler]
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If we become partners, don't we have to agree on all decisions? Da Funk Masters? Do the factions really scare us that much? [spoiler]Why, have you seen some of those conversations? Honestly, one went so far I was actually the one that stopped them.[/spoiler]
