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Would it look like pudding if I did?
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Did somebody shart?
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Why do you smell your farts?
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Why do you think they should smell good?
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Why do you keep eating so much broccoli?
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Did something come out when you farted?
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If something did, how would I know?
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Would you not feel something oddly squishy and juicy in your pants?