The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Yo mama so fat, when Atheon opens a time stream, it only teleports her foot. Yo mama so Stupid, she thought the Vanguard was a car protection service Yo mama so fat, she killed Crota's oversoul by sitting on it Yo mama so ugly, I couldn't tell the difference between her and Phogoth. Yo mama so old, she and Atheon were friends in High School. Yo mama so Fat, She used the Traveler as a yoga ball.