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8/13/2015 12:53:17 PM
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And why do they all have these shields that defy physics and send me flying across the room like a fairy princess?
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Did you grow up wanting to be a fairy princess?
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Does it really -blam!-ing matter when Destiny decided I was going to be one anyway? Doesn't it shred away my masculinity when I have to be a fairy princess?
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Could killing Oryx get back your masculinity?
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Why wouldn't it, I believe that would 10 fold right?
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He's that big?
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Wait, are you saying Oryx could help me out? Are you trying to say he is big enough to spare some for me? Do you think I need that?
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If you don't mind, can I not be the one who judges how big you are?
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Weren't you implying when you were judging how big Oryx is? [spoiler]I absolutely don't mind XD[/spoiler]
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Don't you think he'll be proportional to his stature, and that his stature will be at least similar to Crota's if not greater?
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Do you feel less awkward judging how big he is rather than I? Are genital sizes hereditary?
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In humans, isn't it passed on maternally?
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Why would it be like that? Did you answer my first question?
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Shouldn't you ask a biologist? In reference to your previous question, why wouldn't I feel more awkward judging a human than making assumptions about an alien that is light years away?
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Do I really need to ask a biologist? Aren't you going to eventually meet Oryx, when you will never meet me in real life?
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Would you be satisfied if I promise to get back to you after I've stood, about crotch high, in front of Oryx and defeated him?
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That sounds really bad XD don't you think? Do you think Oryx just lets it all hang out? Do you think the stench knocks guardians out, and that will be the new de-buff?
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Edited by MG_Death: 8/14/2015 1:48:43 AMWeren't we about that high next to Crota? Don't people call him Scrota? Should it be called slong funk of Oryx? Will Guardians have to crouch to stay below the stench?
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Edited by Phøtøn: 8/14/2015 1:50:23 AMXD Would Bungie want to do that when there are so many squeakers (or should we do it because of that, insert evil face here)? Would we want to crouch, wouldn't that be like bending over to pick up the orbs we dropped? Would Oryx whip it out and kill us when we look at it? [spoiler]Am I taking this too far?[/spoiler]
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Edited by MG_Death: 8/14/2015 2:57:56 PMYou have a lot of experience dropping the soap? We may be going too far, but what else do we have to talk about? Is the T for Teen rating appropriate for overt slong funk?
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I don't think I can say I have that much experience if any, wouldn't you say so? Does the possibility of seeing Oryx's junk excite you? Do you think, as guys, we can handle the funk as we have gotten used to it?
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If I tell you I'm a little clumsy, would you agree I'm screwed if I ever have to go to prison? Do you ever really get used to the funk of others though, particularly alien funk? Shouldn't I try to avoid seeing Oryx junk? I'm just concerned; will I be able to?
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Would you like me to be there to fight off the other people? Do you really smell other people's funk close up? Will it be like Medusa, in that you just can't help yourself? What are ways we could make it to where we look but do not die?
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Would you do that for me? Can smelling the funk of others always be avoided? Should there be some kind of funk dispelling buff? Should it be called Febreeze of the Traveler?
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Wouldn't I love to do that for someone like you? Can't it be avoided in close proximity to the point that you don't really smell it aside from bo? Don't I love that idea?
