I was only 19 years old. I had all expanaions and exotics. Expect Bones of EAO. I prayed to RNGesus every night before bed. Thanking him for the loot I've given. RNGesus is love I say, RNGesus is life. My dad hears me. He called me a f@ggot. I knew he was jealous to my devotion to RNGesus. I called him a ©unt. He slaps me and sends me to go to bed. I'm crying now, and my face hurts... I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's RNGesus... I'm so happy! RNGesus whispers in my ear: "Xur is going to sell them next week." I spread my loot for RNGesus. He penetrates my loot. It hurts so much to watch when he destroyes 6 of my 9 ghallarhorns, but I do it for RNGesus. He roars a mighty roar as he fills xurs next weeks hunter armor slot with Bones of EAO. My dad walks in. RNGesus looks him straight in the eyes and says: "it's all xured now." RNGesus is love... RNGesus is life. Its not xured... it's never xured. RNGesus is love... RNGesus is life.

Can I submit to your will?

Of course ;)

[spoiler]I'm starting spotlights each day, you got the first one ;)[/spoiler]

Ty :)