This is a sign, Guardians. Tess' disappearance was no coincidence. It's happening. Remember that pile of bones in Skywatch? They're taking revenge. They have assembled into a massive skeleton and are after our beloved Cryptarch. We must stop this, Guardians. Go out and buy Destiny: The Taken Cryptarch for 40 cents at your local Gamestop.
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Lol sure, beloved, lol
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But but he's gonna sell legendary engrams
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I don't give a -blam!- about him
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When Rahool is gone... ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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Im the one after Rahool I hate his blue ass
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I'd hand him over, but he'd prolly just get turned into a crappy green even though he's a blue.
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Kills Master Rahool (the raid boss) "Please give something good.......dang it! Another green engram
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It will never happen. He made the Vanguard rich by stealing a lot of legendary engrams and giving us green & blue back in 2014.
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That's what happens when you demand higher wages, you get replaced by a kiosk
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Let them have his bony blue ass. While it's choking him down we can break into his vault.
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I would hand deliver him to the skeleton.
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Edited by SilverPulse620: 8/22/2015 11:24:50 PMI will be his personal guard if necessary.
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-blam!- him
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I say we hand him over, save the skeleton creature some time.
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Edited by SilverPulse620: 8/22/2015 11:24:31 PMDon't be so surperstitious.
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They're replacing all the vendors with Vendor kiosks, it's just modern technology at its finest!!
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If you could choke him, what color do you think he would turn?
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It's impolite to tease people...
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I wouldnt mind
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Won't mind he sucks
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Edited by Tundra: 8/12/2015 5:06:21 AMYes Rahool
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May I watch the execution???
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The kioskification of the tower begins now
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They're gonna kill the cryptarch?.... *preorder....and confirm purchase.....*
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They're killing Rahool? Tell me when so I can put in for PTO and buy some champaign to watch
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"Beloved cryptarch" Pshaw