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Edited by MoonDawg:
8/11/2015 6:00:50 PM
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Let Tess's departure be a warning
She complained that she was being underpaid. So the Vanguard replaced her with a computer terminal.
The Vanguard are heartless. You better watch your back Rahool.
[spoiler][url=https://analogaddiction.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/last-of-us-joel-tess.png]It is over Tess![/url][/spoiler]
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Did something happen to her? Or what.
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Me: hey vanguard! Your weapons suck! I get killed and my consciousness gets transferred to a sweeper bot
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3 RepliesDead orbit is next
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Ha ha,that will teach her to ask for fifteen dollars an hour. Would you like fries with that.
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Shes downstairs kicking it loud at jukebox
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1 ReplyRahool is great! Rahool is Groot! Give us this day our daily loot! ~Proverb of the Crucibible R oses are red, Your item is blue, Your Engram was purple, It must suck to be you. ~Cryptarch, in the days of old
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Holliday should be fired. Telling me that a "rare" ship is one fine ship?
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She wasn't let go. She simply ran into error code Baboon.
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Brilliant reference. Awesome game.
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Why do people think she's gone for good? TEMPORARY!!!
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3 RepliesHopefully this same thing happens with Fast Food Services.
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It's like McDonalds all over again :'(
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I heard Tess is doing an episode of American Pickers. Catch it on The Traveler Channel this Spring.
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*whispers to Cayde-6* "I heard it was sexual harassment..." ~the traveler
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She didn't buy TTK
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She wanted 15 bucks an hour! See what happens mcidiots!
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Edited by SWAGS LAST HOPE: 8/12/2015 3:54:52 AMTess got booted to orbit for error code baboon
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Tess was caught selling the Gjallerhorn on the black market to the hive on the moon. Oryx would not allow them to join his fireteam without it and Tess could not resist the temptation to supplement her income due to the poor pay in the tower. She had access to this firepower because she has been having an affair with Xur who has a surplus because he is no longer allowed to sell un-nerfed op weapons. She has been collected by Bungie for reconditioning and will return when her programming is complete.
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Awesome spoiler
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1 ReplyPregnancy leave. So who's the daddy?? Will we find out, or have to wait until Maury airs it?
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1 ReplyDon't worry, Tess is just looking for more stuff to sell. If you only charge 1 glimmer per item, no shit you'll go broke.
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10/10 for making that refrence
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Why was Tess removed temporarily?
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I thought they said it was only temporary..
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⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＼ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) < ⌒ヽ 2 / へ＼ F / / ＼＼ A ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ B / / 4 / /| U ( (ヽ | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／/ ~Fab Warlock
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Tess is just [b]⊂_ヽ ＼＼ ＼ ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) < ⌒ヽ 2 / へ＼ F / / ＼＼ A ﾚ ノ ヽ_つ B / / 4 / /| U ( (ヽ | |、＼ | 丿 ＼ ⌒) | | ) / `ノ ) Lﾉ (_／/[/b]
