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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/11/2015 12:17:57 AM
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*a version of me from the future steps into time and kicks you in the small of the back*
*as you stumble forward I knee you in the face*
[i]Fite. Meh.[/i]
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[b][i][u]Your Arm falls off[/u][/i][/b] Well now that you're disarmed... [b][i][u]Kicks You In The Dick[/u][/i][/b] R.I.P your sex life Hahaha!!!
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*Cries* *me from the future comes back* [i]Not cool dude.[/i] *leaves* *current time me gets up*
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[b][i][u]Kicks You In The Gut Knocking TheWind Out Of You [/u][/i][/b] Hue hue hue
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*doesnt need air* *punches you like eight times then draws sword*
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[b][i][u]Shoots It Out Of Hand Then Blasts You With A Shotgun That Has Rubber Pellets [/u][/i][/b] [spoiler]if you haven't seen jackass it hurts like hell×infinity [/spoiler]
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*on the way down catches sword and then teleports above you* *lands on you and begins punching your face*
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[b][i][u]Grabs You Out Of The Air While Putting On My Symbiote [/u][/i][/b] Today is not your day, amigo. [b][i][u]Smashes Your Head Into The Ground Then Drives You By The Neck Through A Wall[/u][/i][/b]
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*i punch dead pools dick* not cool
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[b][i][u]Stabs Your Hands Into The Floor With Tendrils While Ignoring You[/u][/i][/b]
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Hi johnny cage
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*shoos ice demon away* [i]Private Fite. Now shoo. New sub thread plz.[/i] *Turns back to deadpool*
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[b][i][u]A Needle Thin Blade Pokes Into Your Eye[/u][/i][/b] Stay still or it won't work again
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*is confused about what to reply to* *calls upon future selves to help with the confusion.* [i]What the hell is going on?[/i] [i]I honestly have no idea. I lost an arm someone has a sword sticking out of them, and deadpools strangling a noob while fighting me. Also there's a symbiote.[/i] [i]huh.[/i] [i]exactly[/i] [i]well, here we go.[/i] *All three draw swords and ready* [spoiler]reply to here plz I'm so confused [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]my Symbiote put a needle into your eyeball, if you move it'll hurt like -blam!- and you los3 an eye Want a example? [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]was that to me? Couldn't tell. Besides I'm mostly cybernetic at this point.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]yep, i put a needle into your eye[/spoiler]
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[i]Ow[/i] *normal me stands stock still* [i]ha I remember that happening[/i] *Future me shoots you in the face with a directed energy shotgun*
