Have you ever had those raids where your fire team just doesn't work to you. Either if they just suck, or one of them dropped the n word. You just start thinking HOW can I leave politely or what can I say that is really random and stupid and will confuse them to make my escape? I've gone between saying I've played too much destiny and my eyes hurt or my hamster just got the news that he's been accepted to university, depending on the group.
EDIT: if you want Leave your best leaving lines, serious or not.
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I'm pretty good at impressions, so this is how it goes for me. *Starts banging on my desk like a madman" American cop impression "Open this -blam!-ing door!" Me "Oh shit" *Kicks open my bedroom door* *Starts jogging around the house, heavy breathing* Cop "He's gone out the back!" *Goes to garden to fake a fall on the grass, knocking over a flower pot or two in the process* Me *Grunting and flailing around* Cop impression "STOP RESISTING!" Then I'll mute my mic and go back upstairs to turn the Ps4 off.