[quote]Bridgekeeper: STOP! Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Sir Lancelot: Blue. Bridgekeeper: [Suddenly friendly] Right. Off you go. Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. [crosses the Bridge] Sir Robin: That's easy! [He approaches the Bridge. The others follow him.] Bridgekeeper: STOP! Whoever approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, Bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria? Sir Robin: I don't know that! AAAAAAAAHHH! [is cast into the gorge by an invisible force] [Arthur and the other Knights realise that this will not be as easy as they thought. Galahad then approaches the Bridge.] Bridgekeeper: STOP! What... is your name? Sir Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Galahad: I seek the Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Sir Galahad: Blue. No, yellOOOOOOOW!! [is cast into the gorge] Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. STOP! What... is your name? King Arthur: It is Arthur, King of the Britons. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the average air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Bridgekeeper: Huh? I don't know that! EEEEEEAAAARRGH!!! [is cast into the gorge] Sir Bedevere: [to Arthur] How do you know so much about swallows? King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know. [/quote]