You momma is so fat, when she tried to cross the bridge in Crota's end, it collapsed! You momma is so ugly that when I blasted her with my Gally, the Wolfpack rounds all stoped short and scattered before they had to touch her. You momma so fat, when I summoned my ghost to get my sparrow, she ate it. You momma so ugly, that when I accidentally shot her with my VOC, I got a Grilimore card for killing a Ogre. You momma so big, mean, and ugly, that Bungie is now using her as a nightfall modifier. Your momma so nasty, when I showed Xur a picture of her, he gave me a lifetime gift certificate to burn it. Your momma so fat, Bungie made a emote of her eating a meatball hero. Your momma is so dumb, she really thought she had to throw money at the screen to buy TTK.