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Edited by Proto_Type17:
3/26/2015 8:18:10 PM
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Yo mama is....destiny edition!
The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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2 RepliesYou momma is so fat, when she tried to cross the bridge in Crota's end, it collapsed! You momma is so ugly that when I blasted her with my Gally, the Wolfpack rounds all stoped short and scattered before they had to touch her. You momma so fat, when I summoned my ghost to get my sparrow, she ate it. You momma so ugly, that when I accidentally shot her with my VOC, I got a Grilimore card for killing a Ogre. You momma so big, mean, and ugly, that Bungie is now using her as a nightfall modifier. Your momma so nasty, when I showed Xur a picture of her, he gave me a lifetime gift certificate to burn it. Your momma so fat, Bungie made a emote of her eating a meatball hero. Your momma is so dumb, she really thought she had to throw money at the screen to buy TTK.
