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Edited by Bardo XCIX:
8/10/2015 6:51:23 AM
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[b]Im sitting in a chair, chuckling, when I turn to see you.[/b]
Oh shit.
It was a JOKE.
A JOKE.
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[b]walks over to you and punches you in the dick[/b]
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[b]You hit it with a thud, and notice I'm still in my Armor.[/b] Thank god. Now before we do anything more rash, let's just calm down alright? [b]I start maneuvering towards the door.[/b]
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[b]she still seems angry[/b] "I'm going to go kill someone who's not important now"
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Uh.... [b]I make it to the door[/b] I think Jack is in his room right now. And if I recall... he laughed too. [b]I run out the door.[/b]
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Edited by Kain The Slain: 8/10/2015 7:01:41 AM[b]she chases after you[/b] "I'm going to throw you out the airlock!!!"
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[b]I sprint down the hall.[/b] We can't have that now! [b]I activate my Cloak, and I disappear from your sight.[/b] Comms: Yeah.... We'll talk more later, Okay?
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"Mention this to anyone else and I will kill you"
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Comms: But YOU LEFT THE COMMS ON. EVERYONE WHO HAD THEIRS ON WOULD KNOW.
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[b]Comms:[/b] "Fūck you phantom!"
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Comms: Control your girlfriend!
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[b]Comms:[/b] "She's not my girlfriend and don't be a little bitch!"
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Comms: Yeah okay. Whatever you say Romeo. Your lucky I just lost her.
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Edited by EvoTymes: 8/10/2015 7:14:28 AM[b]Comms:[/b] "Shit she found me! If she kills me I'll haunt you for the rest of your life!"
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[b]Maniacal laughter is heard on the Comms[/b] Comms: Better find a way to soothe her, Romeo.
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[b]Comms:[/b] "I swear to the devil I'll kill you if she doesn't!" [b]You hear multiple sounds of footsteps hitting the floor.[/b]
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[b]I remain Cloaked in my location.[/b] Comms: Yes well, both seem highly unlikely in the current situation.
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[b]Comms:[/b] [b]You hear a thud as he gets tackled.[/b] "Well shit"
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Comms: It was nice knowing you. Wait. She hasn't deleted her browsing history. [b]You hear quick paced footsteps over the Comms.[/b]
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Python hears this through comms and laughs even harder. "Phantom, dude. Oh my god this is -blam!-en hilarious."
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[b]Comms:[/b] "Ge thanks for saving me asshole!"
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Comms: Your sacrifice will be remembered. You still have Scouter 7, don't you?
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[b]Comms:[/b] "Not on me."
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"I'm gonna rip your eyes out!!!"
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"I need those too Ash! This isn't even my fault" [b]Continues to sprint [/b]
