The title says it all! Post your funniest yo mama jokes here and let the laughs begin!
"yo mama so fat the Cabals mistaken her as a planet and blew her up"
"Yo mama so fat she captures all 3 flags in control at once"
"Yo mama so fat when she takes a consumable she eats the whole stack"
Now go! Your turn! :D
Edit: Just want to say thanks to everyone that has posted and that this thread has given me so many laughs! Let's keep this thread going!
Edit: Thank you again everyone that has posted! Every time I need a good laugh I always go to this thread! All thanks to you guys!
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Your mama is so fat, she eats burgers to charge her super instead of orbs of light. Your mama is so fat, when the fire team tries to return to orbit the game gives error code: overweight. Your mama is so fat, when losing in PVP the game says "her hunger is stronger than yours, fight harder guardian!". Your mama is so ugly, shes the reason there is no sniper scope on No Land Beyond.