Your mama is so fat, she eats burgers to charge her super instead of orbs of light.
Your mama is so fat, when the fire team tries to return to orbit the game gives error code: overweight.
Your mama is so fat, when losing in PVP the game says "her hunger is stronger than yours, fight harder guardian!".
Your mama is so ugly, shes the reason there is no sniper scope on No Land Beyond.
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1 and 2 were the best.
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Ok... Those were all god awful [spoiler]get muted for ultra failing[/spoiler]