I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Vex travel through time just to see Chuck Norris Chuck Norris summoned crota then crota sees him and destroys the pillars and disappears only saying one word... [spoiler]nope...[/spoiler] When Chuck Norris plays trials against lagswitchers they die instantly by him just looking at them... During crucible both teams wait until Chuck Norris can get heavy ammo Chuck Norris doesn't need a heavy ammo synthesis RNG automatically restores his heavy ammo and apologizes to him for taking too long