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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/9/2015 10:07:14 PM
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*I am walking around the Dojo carrying bags of food, clearly getting angry*
Is there a kitchen in here?!
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I'll just build one since we don't have one then. *I proceed to build a small building beside the Dojo* There we go! Now, where is my bags of food? *I retrieve the bags, and make a feast* A banquet fit for a Saiyan! Hehe. *I start eating*
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*open a portal and jumps in* FOOD!!! *opens my mouth and everything gets sucked in*
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Edited by Dain Is Fren: 8/10/2015 2:28:43 AM[spoiler]You aren't here get out[/spoiler]
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*A metallic blur swoops from the sky and grabs a few sandwiches before diving out of sight again behind the walls of the dojo*
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*I teleport beside you* What do you think you are doing?
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*The young girl jumps and screams as she knocks you back with her metallic wings*
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*I grab her by the throat as she jumps, and the wing bounce off my armor* I'll ask you this instead. Who are you?
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*She's choking, but manages to croak out* "I-i... Ju-st wa-anted s-some food..."
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*I grab her arm with my other hand, and let go of her throat* Should've just said so! C'mon! *I pull you to the table filled with food, and pull you up a chair* Go on. Sit down. Eat your fill, and tell me who you are.
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*She digs in, grabbing sandwich after sandwich with relish. She's obviously been starved* "Ummm thish ish soooooo gooohd mishter. Name's Eucliwood, just Eu for short!!!!"
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Ok Eu, why are you here? Did you just smell the food and want some?
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*She looks up from a roasted boar's leg* "Uhuh!!! Big sis is gone and I can't cook."
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Where did she go?
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"Big Elf War!!! She gonna meet Queen then go fight!!!"
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Do you need somewhere to stay until she gets back?
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"Nah, I got a Ship!!!! Big sis let me borrow it!!" *She is tearing into a watermelon*
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Can you give me the location to that ship? I think we should move it closer to the Dojo so I can make sure you don't get hurt.
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"Navah!!! Big sis said not to trust Geeks!!!"
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I'm offering to help you. I'm a Saiyan, and Saiyans never break their promises! I take pride in my ability to help others, you see in the last of my race, everyone else was killed my am evil alien named Ton, and one day I wish to bring him to justice! I want my race to live on, so why would I risk betraying you, so that you might kill me? I want only to help you.
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*She looks up from a bowl of ice cream* "Huh? Sayian? Wat's that?"
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We were once a great and powerful people from a different planet until an evil tyrant named Frieza killed all of us but a few. This tyrant was killed years later by a man named Goku, but Ton killed him too.
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"How is bad man dead twice?"
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No no no. Ton killed Goku. I killed Frieza the second time. I travelled straight down to Hell killed every villain again. Hopefully they stay dead this time.
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"How you go to hell? Mr Sal should have stopped you!!!" *She tosses an apple core at you before she digs into a pie*
