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Be careful you don't want to end up as Jake now do you?
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I'm confused.
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You never read the Jake and josie thing?
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Ae you talking about the Jake -blam!- Josie thread that Daz put up a while ago?
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Yes and that it was all over the web...
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Ah. Well my name isn't Jake, so I should be good.
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Is her name josie if so you're -blam!-ed!
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Well, she hasn't told me her name yet. As far as I'm concerned, if she's nameless and faceless, nobody can track anything back to me and I'm still in the clear.
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That's true, stupendous fin with how to get away with -blam!- cumming to you next fall on A&E.
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Yeah bby.
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(Insert Austin powers gif/meme here)
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I've never seen Austin Powers, so I had to look up that reference.
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"Yeah baby. Yeah."
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Yeah.
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I can't believe you've never seen Austin powers! You must be a young one
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I suppose. Pretty sure I have it somewhere around the house, but I've never gotten around to watching it.
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Hey there! Your right you caught me! I actually have a wii wii! (Actually has a vagina) yep that's right. So idk what do you say we take this somewhere else. (Actually vomits). You seem hot and smexy. (Sarcasm too strong) maybe We can have party sex later! Your chatroom or mine.... ***now if you took psychology in college you would know everything in parenthesis is in (reality)
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Sound like consent to me! What time do you want to meet?
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Your anuz ..... 3 o'clock ?
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He might not swing that way but I'm down for some ass play. ;)
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Hmm. I don't swing that way, sorry. This probably won't work out after all.