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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/9/2015 7:22:06 AM
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shiiiiieeeet
*jumps over sith lord*
ENRIEKO RENERGIO
*grabs sith lords leg, and jumps up 5 yards up*
SUPER SLAM!
*slams sith lord into the ground*
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*when you jump you get grabbed and the bullets drop* *the soldiers stop firing in case they hit you* *one soldiers goes and tackles the Sith, he quickly recovers and is about to kill the soldier and drops you* [spoiler]save him and you won't regret it[/spoiler]
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*punts the soldier like I punt children to safety* *shoots sith with lightning again* bitch u aint fab
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[spoiler]kek[/spoiler] *he back hands you and you go flying* *he walks toward you but then gets shot in the head by the soldier* *I come back with 2 crates* RUN TO THE SHIP!!! *the soldiers climb up ropes and make it to the ship* *I throw the crates up and climb*
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*tbags sith lord, then runs to the ship* GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOOGOGOO Whats the crates for? Our stuff?
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Yes! Climb up!!!
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*floats up* Climbing is 2 mainstream.
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Whatever. *the ship starts to fly away* [spoiler]the one we are in[/spoiler] Yeah boys!!! I brought some Shrimp. *a bunch of missles hit the ship and we start to float in space because the ship won't work* *the turrets destroy the Sith ship* Well, better put on our gear. *I give you your crate* *I take mine and go in a room to put my gear on* *soldiers show you a room*
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*puts on gear *shirt is like kirito's from sao* *puts a helmet on, leans out the window with a rpg* BITCHES I GOT U *fires rocket*
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*I come out with my gear on* What now? Were floating around in space? *the ship goes in a planets atmosphere and all of a sudden crashes on the planet*
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*gets out, with only a smudge of blood* ....Before you ask, just gonna take this chance and say IM BATMAN!
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I wasn't gonna ask. *a weird noise is heard*
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Im tired. Im going to the dojo to get sum sleep. See u there.
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[spoiler]getting off?[/spoiler] [spoiler]u can't leave the planet[/spoiler] [spoiler]yet...[/spoiler] [spoiler]jk, you can but I prefer not[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok, discard my last comment. Meant I went 2 sleep irl[/spoiler] What sound was that?
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[spoiler]ok[/spoiler] I don't know. Here, A.I see what planet this is. A.I:It doesn't look like anything we have seen before. Me:Crap. Well, let's get out of here. *I try to open a portal and nothing happens* What? *I try to shoot fire and conjure a weapon but nothing happens* Weird. You try to use magic. *I look at you* [spoiler]magic won't work on this planet[/spoiler] [spoiler]i didn't want to make this easy[/spoiler]
