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Edited by Apollo:
8/9/2015 7:53:54 AM
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Have you fapped so hard your penis fell off?
I have this problem at least 3 times a day when i fap, its so annoying. I used scotch tape and staples and it still falls off.
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Get a piece of threaded rod installed in what fell off. Subdermal implant for it to screw back into. [spoiler]Detachable penis! #[b]WINNING[/b]![/spoiler]
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Have you tried super glue? I used to have the same problem until i started super gluing it back on. Now i only have to it 1.3 times a day.
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Thanks, I now have the detachable penis song stuck in my head
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That's normal isn't?
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I think you're doing it wrong.
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10 RepliesYes! I fapped so hard in the womb it fell off and yeah...
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1 ReplyRelevant
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1 ReplyQuality shitpost
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Yep. You think you have it bad? I've had to use a welding torch to get this thing to stay on for even a day at a time. I mean I can get over the burn, but the smell is dreadful!
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You have to have your mom help you
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1 Replyfeel you bro #dicksupport2015
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-me -reads OP -OpisFGT.jpg -nope.exe
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Maybe
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Commence the cringe.
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Many many times.
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No, but I do have a friend who rang her bell so hard that her neighbor thought someone was playing Ding Dong Ditch.
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Only once but a thumb tack has saved me from this most annoying of blunders. Inserted into the base of the shaft so it penetrates a good few layers and embeds permanently is the best way. And it's a funky accessory/conversation starter.
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At least 69 times
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Use d[b]i[/b]ck tape you fool
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3 RepliesEdited by How to Snipe 101: 8/10/2015 8:41:13 AMI like cutting the tip of my penis and then squirting lemon juice on it
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2 RepliesDon't you mean you use crotch tape
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I once went absolutely crazy and killed my drive for it completely. Haven't belted one out in more than a year.
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3 Repliesonce I had sex 4 times in one day. [spoiler]I couldn't pee normally the next day.[/spoiler]
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1 Reply*holds flashlight under face* [i]...and I never fapped again[/i]
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Especially when I use rough sandpaper.
