I was in Halo:Reach doing Team slayer with a few of my friends, A wild noob joins the party and claims that sprint is for noobs, and that pro MLG players use bubble shield, I decided to lay back and listen to the noob's argument, He said in quote "Bubble shield takes longer to charge, and is harder to use, sprint only lets you run, Bubble shield only protects you!" I laughed shortly afterwards and booted him out of the party, I ended up quitting and doing a 1v1 showing him what a noob he is, I then got accused of hacking. ._.
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Some squeakers that I took under my wing were talking about shotguns in real life vs games. I don't remember exactly what they said, but I remember thinking: [i]Wrong, wrong, wrong...[/i]
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a classmate once told me he would destroy me in halo, and that if he got in a vehicle i was dead. so i played with him local splitscreen. he screened, i didnt, he shouts out: "oh you are so dead, i just got a banshee" literally 30 seconds later "SKYJACKED" heh. that was fun
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A Moderator on Pixelmon (Pokemon mod for Minecraft) one told me he had a Snorlax that knew fly. A snorlax. That has fly. He then tried telling me that Pidgey could not learn Fly. A bird pokemon. cannot fly. I was so surprised by the stupidity i just left the server and never joined again.
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VoG Noob: "Don't use the shield on Atheon! What are you doing! You use the shield for Xylar!" Me: -_- "Oh yeah. Hey, Xylar will be coming soon. We'll cover you while YOU go get him." Noob: "Got it!" He goes to jump over hole in floor, I shoulder charged him off cliff. And proceeded to dance beside his ghost for end of raid.
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Edited by Hybrid's Ego: 8/8/2015 6:00:52 PMA noob told me that Destiny has an awesome story line :| [quote]has[/quote] [spoiler][quote][quote]has[/quote][/quote][/spoiler] [spoiler][quote][quote][quote][quote]has[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/spoiler]
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Back when CoD didn't absolutely suck, some noob told me he was really good at zombies, so I picked the hardest map... Meh went down more times than I could count
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