[u]Parallel Universe:[/u] • Bnet is a website where people who aren't autistic come to share bodybuilding tips and teach newcomers how to be alpha. • Destiny didn't suck shit for a full year. • Social Justice has been made illegal. San Francisco has been nuked by the US Government in an attempt to 'contain the disease'. • The Soviet Union never collapsed. The Soviets and the States settled their differences over a pint in a pub. Global collaboration for space exploration is a reality. • There are no Weaboos. Instead, there are Westaboos. They love Texan culture and want to get married to their Smith and Wesson. • Brendan Fraser didn't get cucked by alimony.