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#anon

Edited by Yang: 8/7/2015 7:57:23 AM
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>Be me

>Be me >17 y/o white male >Works at a -blam!-ing McDonalds >Running low on fries >Fat chick walks in >Pushes and shoves her way in like preschool >I -blam!-ing hate my job >Asks for a shitload of fries w/fry sauce >"Hell no bitch" >Files complaint >leaves >Next day >Phone call from boss >Boss be like "get yo ass in da kitchen" >Tight situation >Stab myself in the knee >Looks like I can't make it >Parents find me >"Holy shit call 911" Crisis averted
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  • [quote]I feel so honored to be the first comment. All of my hard work and dedication has paid off. Getting the top comment has been a dream of mine for many years, and i would like to thank those who have helped me along the way. First and foremost i would like to thank god for giving me this opportunity. Next i would like to thank my parents. I want to thank my friend Josh Arcaro, for being really skinny and always there for me. I would also like to thank my pet tadpole for surviving against all odds for over a week. Next i would like to thank the squirrel that lives in my backyard for climbing trees because that gives me inspiration that i need to get through the day. This is a special moment in my life and i would like to thank any of my unmentioned friends and family that have helped me along the way. This moment will be a moment that i will never forget. I just remembered a few other people i would like to thank; facebook, the fish i caught in the third grade, my light in my room bc i wouldn’t be able to see the keyboard without it, the internet for letting me go on facebook, my house because without it i would be homeless, and last but not least i would like to thank all the people out there that actually took time out of their day to read this. I cannot stress how much of a big deal to me this is. I have been trying to be the first comment on a post for years, but that has not been possible until this amazing day. Hopefully my good luck will continue, but this is undoubtedly a rare occasion. If you asked me how i did this, i would say, you can achieve anything u set your mind on. To all the kids out there reading this, i would like to tell them to follow their dreams. Being the top comment is amazing, thank you everyone[/quote]

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