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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 8/4/2015 1:42:35 AM
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I'm Being Discriminated Against

I'm being discriminated against. I came out as a cookiesexual a few months ago and have been mocked and scorned ever sense. Whether I'm at the movies or the park, people call me mean names like 'cookie fûcker' and 'Ottis Spankmeyer'. Someone went so far as to taunt me with a song. ♫Snickerdoodle Went To Town♫ A day ago, someone on the street was curious about the WSODIC Community (We Stick Our Dicks In Cookies) and went so far as to ask me a personal question. 'Do I find the Cookie Monster attractive?' I mean 'come on'! Who asks that kind of question?!... Of course I fantasize about that blue ass. What kind of cookiesexual would I be if I didn't? I'm not sure what to do. Help me, Flood.

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  • I like to wear a elaborate Jar Jar Binks costume and mask as part of my every day life. I went to the grocery store, and saw how depressed everyone was so I thought I would help. I started dancing in the aisles, and yelling at people, and running up to people and taking things out of their cart. It was great fun. Then when I went to check out, there was only one lane open and a long line. I screamed and screamed while in line and danced, bumping into other people. I opened a box of baking soda and threw it around. Finally I got to the checkout. I started making noises at the cashier, and I kept pressing buttons on the computer. Some people in line were groaning because the line was getting very long, but that gave me even more incentive to make them laugh. I climbed onto the table and started kicking peoples groceries on the floor and singing. The manager and one of his goons pulled me off and said I could never shop there again. Can I sue for harassment or possibly assault?

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